Interesting. I must admit that margarine is also quite tasty; and easier to spread. But still some times I like to celebrate with butter. Good luck with your rebellion for we all serve the common purpose: art and fun.
How dare you insult us in that manner! I fart a rancid fart lacking butter of any kind in your general direction! Each one of our warriors is ten times as strong willed and devoted as your pathetic upbringing!